What A Morning!
This morning I awoke at 6:30 to the sounds of AJ singing a song from his bed. While I don’t normally prefer to start my day until about a half hour later, I got up and took him downstairs. I turned the movie “Cars” on for him and as he stared mesmerized by Lightening McQueen, I started to unload the dishwasher. Once that was finished, I began a load of wash and was starting to feel in a rather productive mood.
Seven o’clock rolled around and I went upstairs to begin the daunting task of waking up Kiki. If you remember from a previous post, she has asked me to NOT say her name when I wake her up. Instead, I must nudge her gently until she stirs. What can I say…she is a princess and I am a sucker! To my surprise, she was pretty easy to wake up this morning. We picked out her clothes without incident and I was feeling great about the whole morning thus far.
And then it all came to a screeching halt! AJ came upstairs to tell me he wanted to be changed. As I began to change him, I realized that he was soaked. In my never-ending quest to potty train him, I switched him to Pull-Ups at night instead of diapers, hoping that he would feel the wetness a little more. Apparently, he feels it as it runs down his legs. Nothing like a bath at 7:15 in the morning!
I went downstairs to where he was sitting earlier on the couch to assess for damage from the leakage. Sure enough, there was a huge wet circle right where his little bottom had been. As I’m scrubbing that down, my husband calls from the top of the stairs, “Shan, AJ pooped in the tub.” Seriously!? Now, I love my husband dearly, but when I handed him the cup to scoop out the poop from the tub, he turned about a bazillion shades of green. As I did not want to add vomit to my list of clean ups this morning, I kept the cup and said, “Fine, I will get the poop. But can you please go down and make Kiki’s lunch?”
Cleaning the tub was not my idea of fun. To be truthful, I uttered a few curse words to myself over and over and over again. My husband came up from making Kiki’s lunch and started the tub in our bathroom so that we could start Round 2 of AJ’s bath. It was about 7:40 at this point and I’m thinking to myself how great it is that Kiki is fairly self sufficient or it would have made this morning that much more horrible. It’s like Kiki could read my mind because at that moment, she came up to me and said, “Mommy, by accident I forgot where AJ peed on the couch and I sat there and now my butt is all wet.”
This was my breaking point, my friends. I said in somewhat of a loud tone, “THIS MORNING STINKS!!” And then Kiki and I went back upstairs to change her pants. Luckily, we got her off to the bus stop on time with her lunch in hand so I won’t have to be making any trips to the school this morning. AJ finally smells all nice and clean. And to look on the positive side of things, I now have an extra load of laundry done, a nicely scrubbed section of the couch, and a sparkling clean bath tub. But I am ready to call it a day and it is only 8:00 in the morning!




